This is one of those other stories that I don’t know whether to submit to Mind How You Go or You Can’t Make It Up.
If you think that virtually the entire white-collar wing of the civil service still insisting on ‘work from home’ despite the lifting of Covid restrictions is outrageous, you haven’t seen anything yet.
And no, I’m not talking about the ‘anger’ of public sector unions that their members’ pay rise is capped at 3% – even though most of them have been out of range. a mile of their country in the past two years and take the time to brag about how much money they’ve saved on everything from commuting to coffee and dry cleaning.
You can’t turn on a wireless phone without some smug Whitehall laundromat calling in from Home Counties calling for over $10,000 a year because now he doesn’t have to pick up the 7.48 rattle. Waterloo every day – all while still claiming his lucrative London living allowance.
So I guess it’s only a matter of time before the police decide that they too are entitled to a share of the action.
Newly elected president of the Association of Police Directors, Paul Fotheringham, says police should also be allowed to ‘work from home’ in the future
Busy yourself with multiple measurements of questionable pizza slices, pocketing sunbathers and tea drinkers in public, heavy raids on private gyms and family barbecues, handling managing scared women at the Sarah Everard ceremony while simultaneously kneeling before Black Lives Matter thugs and skateboarding with eco-psychiatrists, Old Bill clearly felt they needed some sort of reward. there.
With the bad luck of the Met Commissioner, Dick of Dock Green, haggling over her undeservedly comprehensive paycheck, boys and girls in blue also seem to think there might be a kind of post-pandemic drink for them.
Newly elected president of the Association of Police Directors, Paul Fotheringham, says police should also be allowed to ‘work from home’ in the future.
Not only that, determining when and where they report their duties is up to the individual officer.
Working from home and choosing their own working hours will ‘improve diversity’, he claims.
Give me strength.
Fotheringham says adopting ASLEF-style flexibility training will help many young women with children rise up the ranks.
Diving into the song ‘HR’, he said: ‘The only way for us to continue to be attractive as a career choice, while also engaging with people who represent our community, is by become more flexible and forward-thinking when it comes to working models.
‘Obviously for uniformed officers you always need people ready to deal with emergencies, but police have many different roles so the challenge for us going forward is to much more flexible. “
Perhaps, since Old Bill seems to spend most of their time patrolling the internet looking for trendy ‘inappropriate’ and ‘hate crimes’ comments, they thought they could do it. from their kitchen rather than local nick.
Come to think of it, that might have led them to sell off the handful of High Street police stations still open, next to where the bank used to be. Fotheringham spent 28 years working with Kent Constabulary, rising to the rank of Detective Director.
Kent is Brink’s-Mat country, home to many of England’s most famous armed robbers, who settled in the Garden of England after starting life in South East London, where they cut their teeth planning blaggings in Frog & Nightgown at the Elephant and famously Thomas A Becket boxing on Old Kent Road, where Henry Cooper used to train. So given his background, you might assume Fotheringham would appreciate frontline control, unless he’s one of the country dance crews in Darling Buds Of May territory.
However, based on his comments over the weekend, we’re not talking about Slipper of the Yard here.
Fotheringham’s comments come as Priti Patel has been unable to find a replacement for Met Police Commissioner Cressida Dick (pictured) as no senior UK counterpart has been considered for the job.
Like slippers and a pipe before an afternoon’s rerun of The Bill on UK Gold, with the occasional glance at an iPad. What are the right colleagues, especially my retired CID Associate teammates, to do to create the madness of policing with Zoom?
Put your pants on baby, you’re TikTok-ed!
Where will it all end? Squeeze will have to rewrite Cool For Cats, to begin with. They have a bunch of villains on a laptop in Heathrow. . .
As for Jack Regan, “We are The Sweeney, son, and we have no Hobnobs yet. . . ‘ doesn’t have the same ring as it.
We are currently in the throes of a violent crime pandemic at a time when police have withdrawn from the streets and refused to investigate car thefts and crimes. Meanwhile, Priti Flamingo was unable to find a replacement for Dick of Dock Green as no senior UK colleague was deemed sufficient.
If everyone started working from home, would anyone notice?
Head to the London Palladium on Sunday to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the amazing 10cc. The band, led by songwriting genius and founding member Graham Gouldman, is on tour between now and the end of October.
If you want the best British hits, beg, steal or borrow a ticket. You won’t see a better show all year.
From Rubber Bullets to Dreadlock Holiday, the concert was perfect.
And, with a touch of class, they finished off with a theme from Sunday Night At The London Palladium.
I don’t like 10cc, I love them!
Despite my reputation among Guardianistas as a hangman and fisherman, I have never supported the death penalty.
(Possibly a brief execution for the terrorists, and a little light for those opposed to the selfish Extinction Rebellion.)
But I have always agreed with my great, late colleague, Auberon Waugh that prisons should be humanitarian institutions that prioritize rehabilitation in addition to incarceration.
Sadly, British prisons seem to be little more than warehouses for prisoners. And like Norman Stanley Fletcher, many inmates see prison as merely an occupational hazard.
A new report claims that one in five organized crime gangs actually operate from within prisons.
This just proves that Genial Harry Grout is alive and well and living in Belmarsh.
There was only one super-Saddam…
A couple of football stories for you, the first from Lincoln City, where the team will no longer run Dambusters themed because of the war in Ukraine.
When I often present on Radio 5 Live’s football phone call, 6-0-6, in the dark and distant, I interviewed a Super Imps fan who sounded the air raid sirens. every time Lincoln scores. Perhaps, if he was still around, that would have been tapped in the head for the duration of the fight as well.
Given that Chelsea fans are still chanting Roman Abramovich’s name, they would probably be happier if their new dad was Vladimir Putin
Meanwhile, some Chelsea fans and players are unhappy about the club being sold to a consortium believed to be hostile to Muslims. Really? A section of the Chelsea crowd makes horrible screeching sounds to simulate gas furnaces whenever Spurs and their Jewish supporters visit Stamford Bridge. Most fans couldn’t care less who runs their club. As Harry Redknapp once remarked on a proposed management change: ‘If you start winning matches, they’ll take Saddam Hussein.’
Given that Chelsea fans are still chanting Roman Abramovich’s name, they would probably be delighted if their new father was Vladimir Putin.
Over the weekend, it looked like the now-defunct News of the World was still with us. Sex and drugs, if not rock and roll, in the high places are back on the front pages. Tory MP David Warburton has been debunked for allegedly sexually assaulting women and inhaling cocaine.
As always, the devil is in the details, such as the revelation that Warburton is said to have groped the thigh of a female aide at what has been described as the ‘British Kebab Awards Ceremony Burned with Alcohol’ , attended by 150 MPs and members of the House of Lords.
And no doubt when played by Harry Enfield as Stavros, everyone peeped.
Who says romance is dead?