This image of Ron DeSantis eating chocolate pudding will haunt your dreams
As governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis Have did a lot of horrible things that would disqualify him as president, from signed The “Don’t Say Gay” bill is strongly supported treat people like chattel. And look, what we’re about to share with you doesn’t come close to all the nasty stuff that can keep people awake at night: the prospect of him becoming the world’s leader. free. But it will sends shivers down your spine and follows you around like a waking nightmare.
In an everyday beast story about DeSantis’ social awkwardness—and how that might hinder his political ambitions—as follows:
A representative for DeSantis did not respond to the Daily Beast’s request for comment; to be fair, we’re not sure there really are any good answers to questions that come to mind, such as:
- What the hell?
- Who does that?
- There must be another way?
- Why father finger?
- Why is it urgent to eat pudding before finding the right utensils?
- Why any of this?
Weird eating habits — specifically, the mechanics of putting food in the mouth — are not the exclusive domain of Republicans; in 2019, The New York Times report that after being told she didn’t have a fork to eat her salad on during a plane trip to South Carolina, Senator Amy Klobuchar “takes a comb from her pocket and starts eating…with it.”
Anyway, yeah, sorry for imprinting that image in your brain, but we’re all in it together.
Thank God the richest people in America have their backers!
Reminder: This woman has donate of the most powerful person in the House of Representatives